I was watching some decent playoff football when I could have been enjoying Sasha Cohen win her first US Figure Skating Championship.
ST. LOUIS, Mo. - Sasha Cohen stood in the middle of the ice long after her program ended, her eyes wide as she drank in the applause. Then she dropped into a deep curtsy, bowing to all four sides of the arena.I admit to having a mild, pervo-avuncular crush on Miss Cohen, but it's all in good taste, mind you. Real good taste.
After all these years of waiting, she’s finally a champion. And she was going to savor every minute of it.
Oh, goddammit! I'm just a Nineteenth Century man, through and through.
Don't worry...I'm already calling the cops myself.