The Quality of Murderers
I really must protest the appalling decline in the quality of the murderers in Iraq. Today, these "insurgents" have taken captive a half-dozen foreign truck-drivers, threatening to behead them if their home countries of Kenya, India, and Egypt don't withdraw their troops from Iraq.

The only problem is that none of these countries have troops in Iraq.

Maybe once the "insurgents" figure this out, they'll just settle for a ransom payment like the one they squeezed out of the Filipinos.

Idiots. The "insurgents," too, that is.

UPDATE: Now we hear that the murderers want all citizens ---and not the non-existent troops--- of these three countries to withdraw from Iraq. Right. I have a better idea. Why don't we just slaughter motherfuckers wholesale? That way, Iraq can be free to be what it should be, and garbage can be thrown away.