I don't want to hear anymore about Natalee Holloway, okay? No more of it! It's beyond necrophilia at this point ---and I'm sick of nonsense.
How about if these Big Media morons do a story or two about alcoholism among young women? I hear it's a very big deal these days. Maybe they could do a few PSAs about the dangers of going on summer vacation cockhunts for total strangers.
Mrs. Twitty, your daughter is dead. I wish, for your sake and hers, that it were not so, but it is.
Please go home now. There, you might profitably remind the other young women in your town that Life is not a game and that stupid decisions can bear horrific consequences.