I can't remember if I've asked this yet, but what the fuck is going on? It was ninety at Barbara Jordan Elementary School today? Why? That's ridiculous. This is November. Okay, so it's also Texas, but let's get serious: I want some cold weather now. How is my head going to know it's time for some holiday cheerfulness if my integumentochronologicality remains untriggered? That is to say, if it's bright and hot all the time, it's not Thanksgiving; it's Australia.
And another thing: I disapprove of this format change-thing they've got going on at KXAN TV. I don't like it one bit. For one thing, it cuts deeply into my Michelle Valles-leering time. I'm not getting half my usual allotment and it's pissing me off. Get serious and get rid of this format. That or give her more stories to read to me.