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You know why I like to see Notre Dame lose? Because they are always fussed over. They are everybody's darlings: overrated, excused, allowed, and fussed over little darlings.
Oh, and also because some Irish fan was in the crowds at the Tostito Bowl just then with a placard that read "Anti-Buckeye Catholics." That's right, jackson: you people deserved to lose just for having a fan like that.
Thirty-four to 20, beeyotches. No time now to go renegotiate your contracts for another decade of sloppy servicing by the National Broadcasting Company. But just enough to slink off and recognize that you're a lot of overprivileged little darlings.