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The UT Longhorn football team is too smart and humble to say it, so I will: not only are we going to beat the USC Trojans come Wednesday night, but we're going to embarrass them. That's right, baby. You heard it here first: 45-7.
It's not even going to be close. ABC's gonna be doubling their close-up time on the cheerleaders by the middle of the third quarter. Because Keith Jackson is going to run out of ways to say he can't believe how completely those Trojans have collapsed.
I know you must think I'm a fool, but I'm guaranteeing it, man. The National Championship is ours.
I can't wait to see how the Tower's going to look!