The Fox News Channel's growing success isn't necessarily a reflection of America's turn to conservatism, but is, more likely, entirely attributable to my own prurient interest in certain of their female reporters and anchors. Is there really any question that there should be a 24-hour Laurie Dhue Crossing and Uncrossing Her Legs Network or a Lauren Greene's Glossed Lips Channel?
Oh, and the Jennifer Eccleston Reading the Baghdad Phone Book News. That one can't be lived without.
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Updated: Sunday, 18 May 2003 7:55 AM CDT