The national media's been using this weekend's party barge mishap out at Hippie Hollow on Lake Travis to entertain us all ---and it's pretty funny. You heard what happened, right? The going theory is that too many of the [sight-seers] on board massed on one side of the boat, sinking it. Pathetic. I hope their camcorders are resting in Davy Jones' locker, the dumb wankers.