The Barking Moonbat Alights upon Greensburg
In another nauseating turn at the mic, Ter-AY-zuh Heinz (who Charles Johnson at LGF wonders might be "the first barking moonbat First Lady") has done gone plum Evita, insisting that, among other things,

"Every child in America will receive health care from day one if John is elected. Period."

Is that something her consort can decree by imperial edict, or will the Congress have any role to play in that?

Yesterday, at a hotel in Greensburg, Pennsylvania, the foreign-born billionairess made a startling number of other weird remarks, such as her claim that this country is headed towards a huge new state-run health care system:

Under her husband's plan, the government would pay 75 percent of all medical costs above $50,000 per incident[...]

Is it even conceivable that she was authorized to make such an outrageous claim? Did the Senator actually tell her to say that, or is this just more of her bizarre ultra-socialist gibberish? It's unbelievable.

But, naturally, it was Ter-AY-zuh's idiotic remarks on Iraq and the war against the terrorists that has most gotten my goat. Try this comment on for size:

"On 9/12 every single newspaper in the world said 'We are all Americans.' Today it is not the case."

Every single one, eh? Did she mean to say that, or is such hyperbole to be expected when the demonization of her adopted country is demanded?

By sending American troops to Iraq instead of to Afghanistan, Bush permitted Osama bin Laden to escape, Heinz Kerry said.

This is a lie, of course, and criminally stupid to even believe, but such is Kerry's suggestion. He said the President allowed Osama to escape, but no one knows that. Osama could be dead. But don't ask Madeleine Albright that; she thinks he's been on ice for a while, just waiting to be paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue in chains as in a Roman triumph.

"Osama bin Laden is Osama been lost," she said.

Hilarity. How I wish to God Almighty Albright were right. That'd shove the cork so far back down the Kerrion's collective neck that they'd never breathe again.

"The Taliban is back running Afghanistan," Heinz Kerry said.

Well, don't look now, but they're about to have elections in Afghanistan next week. Sure, it's all illegitimate and fixed by Karl Rove and the Bushitler War Machine, Inc., but ten million new voters (40 percent of whom are women who don't know their place) are going to be doing something at the polls next week that they never dreamed of before. Can't we get this billionaire socialite-ist to give 'em their propers?

Iraq under Saddam Hussein was not a hotbed on terrorism, but it is now, she said.

Assuming that Ter-AY-zuh's right, where does she think those terrorists came from? I'm not talking about the homegrown nuts who polish their poles to visions of the Butcher of Baghdad; I'm talking about people like Zarqawi and the Ansr al-Islam and Tawhid murderers. Where does this crusty old clown think they would have gone after they fled our forces in Afghanistan if they hadn't gone to Iraq? Maybe they would have come here. Maybe they would have gone into the Sudan where her consort thinks we should go to save the natives from the Janjaweed. Since there's no reason to suppose that these vermin were planning on giving up the fight against us, isn't there something to be said for meeting them in a place where they are harbored?

The point is that Ter-AY-zuh is an ill-informed, ultra-wealthy dominatrix who can't wait for her shot at the White House. It is her prize for meeting with the Great Unwashed in their fast-food restaurants and high school auditoriums and train stations. But she knows dick about this country. All she knows is how much better it would be if it were just more like France.

And if everyday Americans could get a better look at this creepy broad, you know very well that they would have none of it.