NEOGNOSTIKOS

Friday, 16 September 2005

It's Official: I Can't Take It Anymore
Mood:

suave
Now Playing: "In the Cold, Cold Night" by the White Stripes
Okay, could KXAN evening newsanchor Michelle Valles be more delicious? Nope. It's mathematically impossible. From the beautifully pulled-back hair to her flawless brown skin and the most sensational bosom in the history of bosomosity, she is pretty much the final word on feminine pulchritude.

It simply isn't right.

Posted by Toby Petzold at 6:15 PM CDT | Post Comment | View Comments (5) | Permalink

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Friday, 16 September 2005 - 10:11 PM CDT

Name: Toady Is A Faggot

In case you haven't noticed (and why would you), not many people are posting comments on your forum. That's because you are a dumbass and because you suck cock. Try to act like you are a skirt-chaser if you like, you are a squirt-chaser and love the dick. You love the dick of Cheney, Rove and Bush especially. You suck and suck and suck because you vainly believe you are going to get a medal or a tax cut for doing so, merely because you WORKED SO HARD and because THEY LOVE YOU.

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Friday, 16 September 2005 - 10:46 PM CDT

Name: TP

Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here, loser.

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Saturday, 17 September 2005 - 7:30 AM CDT

"Are you serious?"

Yes.

"Get the fuck out of here, loser."

Make me.

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Saturday, 17 September 2005 - 11:13 PM CDT

Name: sluggo

Yo, Toby's the type 'a nigga that's built to last
He just keeps on blogging. Toby likes to fuck with people in a non-threatening way because he's really smart and can't help but push buttons. I think a lot of what he says comes from a contrarian streak. I disagree with many of his posts because I have a deep and abiding suspicion of powerful people and institutions. My distrust seems well founded and can be supported by many historical examples
HOWEVER.....
Toby likes the pussy.
I'm sorry, but Ladies, you need to hear this.
If you are looking for a man who is going to make you feel appreciated and wants to please you, you should send this dude an e-mail. You need a man who won't bullshit you, a man who truly loves to argue but won't belittle you or be patronizing. When I say something crude like "Toby likes the pussy" you must understand that I have NEVER heard him talk nasty like that. That's just my way. I am a nasty, white trash motherfucker.