Mood: silly
I just read that the image of Janet Jackson's right breast is the most sought after item in the history of the Internet. Which is preposterous. I haven't taken the time to see it just yet, but I read that, not only is it fake (like her brother Michael's face), but it has a stud piercing it. Yecchhh. Who knew there was such a future in plastic?
For no particular reason, this episode reminds me of Homer Simpson's angry reaction at losing his shot at making employee-of-the-month to an inanimate carbon rod.