This is something I just don't get. Moreover, I refuse to get it. Why would someone hang around on the toilet for longer or for any other purpose than what is necessary?
Oh, I know! I'll spend 10 or 15 minutes reading a book or a magazine while suspended over a bowl of my own filth! What could be more conducive to cleanliness or comprehension than that?
And reading the goddamned newspaper on a public toilet? What the hell? Do your duty to God and country, man, and get on with it!
Disgusting.