Mood: surprised
As everyone should know, the most entertaining thing on TV is comparing what people are actually saying to the weird, hyperhomophonically-misspelled words that appear in the closed-captioning mode. It is to snarf.
The second cheapest form of entertainment you can have in front of a screen is to read the details of your blog traffic ---especially the keywords typed into search engines that take the user to your site.
Yesterday, someone came across the list of my fifty most favorite movies (well, I've only bothered to getting around to entering 42 of them, but that's beside the point) in which I referred to The Empire Strikes Back as a movie that, in the summer of 1980, owned my "11 year-old ass."
Yep. You know what happens next.
Goddamned weirdoes.