CNN is reporting that the new audiotaped message from Osama bin Laden is genuine.
I keep on dismissing that piece of shit as dead, but that's just wishful thinking.
Dang.
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 4:23 PM CST
Name: Arkady
He's not dead. They call him and get him to put a quick tape together when it looks like defense-tech stocks are slipping. As soon as he rears his ugly head and makes a few bland statements about his "holy war", defense stocks un-surprisingly jump way back up again. Old Rummy can't let his nest-egg go south. He's gotta call the old Bin Laden boys on the red phone and keep the cronies in business.
I'm tellin' you, man. This War on Terror is the biggest, scariest propagandist soap opera ever.
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 7:18 PM CST
Name: Rider
bin Laden Checks In With President Bush:
Got Any More Jobs For Me To Keep The GWOT Kabuki Going?
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 7:29 PM CST
Name: Rider
just wishful thinking
Right. Osama is far too valuable an asset for Bush to go after him. Without OBL, Bush's ratings would have continued to drift tankward in 2001 and would've stayed there. Bush is obviously grateful to him, because he wouldn't think of letting anyone harm a hair on his head.
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 9:30 PM CST
Name: TP
Is it frightening to believe that there are no coincidences and, instead, only The Perfect Plot in which all the threads are tied together in a logical and consistent pattern?
Not everything is connected, sirrah. Not all the great actors on the world stage today are secret members of a secret club to keep the metric system down, y'know.
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 9:32 PM CST
Name: TPOh, good. I've suddenly become the host to this year's Crazy Jagoff Contest ---and you two are the finalists.
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 9:50 PM CST
Name: Rider
Hah. When I saw your whacko headline about Democrats, I figured this must be the crazy spot.
Get some chicken soup and go back to sleep!
Thursday, 19 January 2006 - 10:59 PM CST
Name: sluggo
democratic party faithful....come on.
Hmmmmm these motherfuckers don't play chess very well do they. or do they? I want you in Iraq, therefore i offer terms only you will pull out of iraq. I don't need to pull an attack, just announce one to get you all worked up. I only attack when you don't hear from me first. Sending out tapes...if that's what it is..is a reall cheap way of fucking with you.
I'll bet you 20 bucks nothing goes down in the U.S. in the next six months.
democratic party faithful...you got jokes.
put two fingers up yer ass and whistle.
respectfully,
sluggco...we make bruises.