Mike Warren, the co-anchor on the KTBC early evening news, just got through [rhetorically clarifying] his goofy weatherman's forecast for rain come Saturday by asking whether it would still be possible to "salvage" this weekend if there were to be no rain on Sunday.
What the fuck are you talking about, Warren?!
A couple of days ago, I saw a farmer in Parker County, Texas trying to keep from weeping to the Weather Channel reporter who was at his home to ask if he was happy that we finally got some rain.
Yeah, rain is important, Mike. We need it to make our grass grow and to recharge our aquifers. We need it ---what the fuck this. I ain't gonna explain it to you!
"Salvage" the weekend! Jesus H. Christ! Who knew I still had that much small town left in me?