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That Emily Hughes sure is cute. Dammit. Not as cute as Miss Cohen, though, but who is?

These Olympics haven't been especially interesting to me, but I think it's crap for Bryant Gumbel to suggest that they are games for whites only. Unless the IOOC actually has that written down somewhere, I think it's time for self-important dumbasses to shut up.

My bleg ---nay! My plea is that someone somewhere provide me with video of those pigeons shitting on Katie Couric's head. I beg of you! I will never not be watching that continuously, masturbatorily, unhingedly.

Anybody catch that Italian ice-dancing couple last night? After the haughty ice queen bore holes through her partner's soul with her eyes the night before because of a nasty fall he probably caused, she comes back on their second night's performance to give him a big ol' kiss and a headhug and The Pieta and the awwwwshucks that was nauseating! But extremely effective and the most brilliant demonstration of lemons being made into lemonade I have seen in a great while. There's no question why the Italian race is known for their melodrama. It's in the genes.

Or were those the Russians? You know, they can be rather dramatic, too.

CORRECTION: The International Olympic Committee is not, I am reliably informed, the same as the IOOC. Thanks.