Remember to forget about voting in tomorrow's party primaries. You're going to want to stay out of them so that you will retain your eligibility to sign the petition to get Kinky Friedman's name on the ballot as an independent gubernatorial candidate come November.
There's nothing to vote for, anyway. The Republicans own all the statewide offices and the Democrats do not.
Show your contempt for the status quo in Texas politics and make Kinky our governor.