Mood: silly
After encountering a large troop of Boy Scouts at a local slopping trough just now, I can confirm for you a new addition to my list of favorite pornographic desires:
1) The Frustrated, Large-Breasted Nun (with habit)
2) The Catholic High School Girl (in trouble and in the standard-issue plaid skirt, white stockings, and black shoes)
3) The Uptight, Horn-Rimmed Librarian (with pull-string bun)
4) The Airline Stewardess with the Barbie Thang Going On (with lilting Australian accent)
5) The Den Mother
Leave that bandana thing on, madame: it devastates me.