I Cannot Believe They're Going On and On About This Debra Lafave Thing
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: "I Only Have Eyes for You" by the Flamingos
Oh, wait. I can.

Look. The woman is hot. Period. That's why this story about them dropping the charges against her for statutory rape of one of her 14 year-old male students is so [interesting].

No question about it: Lafave is a lot of fun to look at. It's fun to imagine myself as the 14 year-old boy I once was with the mad crush on my Latin teacher ---or, in this case, Debra Lafave--- and spending quality time on every square millimeter of her.

So this [concern] on the cable news networks is not with jurisprudence or morality or logic, but is about a hot-looking woman who elicits the erotic impulse in any normal man who gives it any thought at all. That's good television. That's money in the bank.

By the way, the reason why there is (and ought to be) a double standard between male and female high school teachers having sex with their students is because a young man isn't going to be impregnated by some naughty Mrs. Smith. That's a major difference and is really the most important one.

I know it's indefensible to some, but I just can't care.