I see on CNN that there's still a lot of people out there snickering, whispering, and rolling their eyes about our Dumbass Cowboy President having to testify before the Keangaroo Commission in the company of his boss, Dick Cheney. "Why couldn't they have testified separately?! Waaaahhhhhh!" the babies cry.
Heh, heh. Fucking chumps, every one of you.
Let's see: what do the President and his advisers know most of all about his reputation among the chattering classes? Why, that's he's a dumbass who needs to be propped up to talk to a bunch of fucking political hacks!
So why not use some political judo and let the real dumbasses try to outdo each other in their speculations and insinuations about the President's inability to speak for himself? Use the momentum of their own ponderous steamrolling and watch them come off their tracks and wind up in the ditch.
The President and his boss spoke for over three hours. They even outlasted a couple of the Dhimmicrats, including the rectal probe Bob Kerrey, who had to leave early for some prior engagements. But remember: this was an important meeting, even without the cameras.
Engage, stick it in as far as it'll go, and smile after you've delivered the goods. Neutralize, neutralize, you stupid fucks. You've all been had again.