Sounds Great
At the NRO's Corner, Peter Robinson says that his friend, Stanford professor John McCarthy, has a great idea: encourage the new Iraqi government to sue Kofi Annan and the United Nations for their theft of billions of dollars from the Oil-for-Food program.

Heh, heh. Sweet.

Michael Moore, the Treasonous Jar of Rancid Smegma, Lied
The communist cocksuckers who enjoy his work will not care that Michael Moore lied about Disney refusing to distribute his upcoming [documentary]; in fact, it was all a stunt to generate some pre-Cannes publicity. But to make such an allegation should tell you something about the man's integrity and the sort of paranoiac horseshit he trades in (e.g., Disney didn't want to run afoul of the President's brother, the Governor of Florida, for fear of losing tax breaks on the Disney real estate down there). It's all lies meant to pollute the public trust. But his fans just love him for it. Especially the French.

Moore is a fucking liar and commie toad. Piss on him.

Interesting Priorities
Want a sense of just how weird the mentality of some people can be? Here's what Delaware's Senator Joe Biden said today, regarding the reaction of the Arab world to the prisoner abuse scandal:

"We probably would have done less damage to our image and our legitimacy and our motive had Iraqi prisoners been shot."

And you know what? That's probably true. There would probably be less fall-out had our guards actually murdered those men instead of sexually humiliating them.

Now, I'm a big believer in human dignity and I know I wouldn't want to be treated as those prisoners were. But I also believe that life is worth living and that you can overcome shame. Human beings are resilient. We all go through hell on Earth many times in our lives and, if we are mentally and emotionally strong enough, we can survive a lot of things we may think before we never could.

But murdering a defenseless man is less of a crime than stripping him of his clothes and sexually degrading him before strangers? I think that's weird. Of course, it's no weirder than this whole scandal, whereby a system of incredibly violent and widespread torture and murder practiced for decades by the former government is mitigated by an outburst of stupidity and criminality from a handful of prison guards. Go figure.

My Aunt Opal
While it's still her birthday, I want to remember to you my beloved Aunt Opal. Today would have been her 104th. She wanted to see her 100th, but she passed away after "only" 99 and a half years of life.

Opal Omino Jackson was the last of the six children born to Samuel Parker Jackson (1856-1941) and Mary Frances "Molly" Chapman (1861-1903). She was a native of Lawn, which is near Buffalo Gap, Texas (if it's even more than a memory now).

Opal was my Great-Grandmother Lula's baby sister. She and Uncle Dewey never had children of their own, but all of her nieces and nephews were accounted as such.

Opal had a low threshold for nonsense, but she was very playful and quick-witted. She loved all the usual old-fashioned card games and dominoes. And she observed the dignities of her age even down through a time that no longer stood on ceremony.

When I was younger, I was religiously devoted to my genealogy and I examined and cross-examined her many times for anything useful she might know. I am glad I did because much of what she told me about our family's past would undoubtedly have been lost to History had I not.

But, in the last many years of her life, I basically stopped asking her about the past. I did so because I knew that she didn't care to talk about it and that it was even somewhat painful. After all, she had outlived the great majority of the people closest to her. It was nothing she wanted to consider.

But it was easy enough to stop probing her for information because the best part of her was her. She was a hoot. You couldn't open a door for her that she wouldn't rather have opened for herself. And she was sly and hip in her sense of humor. Really. I genuinely enjoyed her company even more than what she could tell me.

Still, I loved her, too, because talking to her was making a connection with my deepest roots. Here was a woman who knew her own paternal grandmother very well ---until the age of 27. When she talked about Cornelia Gilbert (Coleman) Jackson, Opal was talking to me about the personality of my great-great-great-grandmother, a woman born in Mississippi in 1839. Can the beauty of such a thing be overstated?

Anyway, I just wanted you to know a few things about my Aunt Opal. She was a doll, as you can see.

Kerry on Israel
It doesn't really matter what Kerry's position on Israel is; he's got no chance of getting to the right of the President on Israel's security. I think the Jewish leadership in America knows full well who their best choice is for continuing the strong support we have for Israel. And it ain't Senator Waffles.

How to Scrape It off Your Shoes
This entire thing with the prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib and the reactions to it is literally beyond my understanding.

But, first, we must say how horrified and disappointed we are with our people there. This is the Age of the Great Preface where no assertion or word of rhetoric may be ventured without those initial qualifications, lest we leave ourselves open to other serious charges.

So, I am angry with our military men and women at Abu Ghraib for abusing and humiliating those prisoners. I don't know whether those prisoners "had it coming to them," but it makes no difference. Our people should be above that. They should be professionals and conduct themselves honorably, efficiently, and with a more refined sense of political decorum than what was practiced there.

Our people at Abu Ghraib very obviously violated some important articles of the Geneva Conventions, which we profess to observe. And this will be used against us time after time in ways that we would rather not consider. We will be held out as hypocrites and as the lawless, heedless bullies our enemies and former allies have been saying we are.

But that is all the rope you get, motherfuckers.

It is an absolute perversion, both of intellect and morality, to even compare what a handful of stupid and sadistic US Army prison guards did to humiliate the prisoners under their charge with the countless crimes of torture and genocide perpetrated by Saddam, his sons, and their whole regime of psychopaths. But that is what's happening, anyway.

And why's this? Because the anti-war left and their idols who are fighting against a new Iraq and killing our boys in the process have found a perfect tool with which to bash us on the head. They can all join in and feel unified and vindicated against their common enemy, which is this Administration and our military. It doesn't matter that these same goddamned cowards couldn't have cared less about the brutality that Saddam visited upon his own people and his neighbors: what really matters in this fucked up and perverted world we live in is that the bodily humiliation of a handful of prisoners now trumps decades of Ba'athist horrors. Real horrors, you fucking perverts. The ones where whole villages are gassed and the families of troublemakers are rounded up and butchered. The ones where brides are snatched up from their own wedding ceremonies, raped, have their throats slit, and get dumped on the ground before their families.

I mean, is it really possible that a morally sane person would compare the sodomizing of a prisoner to the dozens of mass graves we have uncovered throughout Iraq? I sincerely do not understand this degree of perversion of sense and reason, unless it is caused by either or both of the following:

Those who would even think to compare the American military's abuses at Abu Ghraib with the atrocities of the Saddamite regime are either morally insane or Democrats.

It is also intellectually perverted to believe ---actually believe--- that Don Rumsfeld or Dick Myers or Ricardo Sanchez are somehow responsible for those guards' behavior. Sure, people can believe what they want about the chain of responsibility in bureaucratic hierarchies, but you don't sack the entire Pentagon in the middle of a war just to get a nice jump in the polls on the mythical-magical-unicornical "Arab street." Who gives a good goddamn what Mo thinks about anything? All I want from him is the promise to get a job, buy some American goods and services, and shut the fuck up. He can get mad about some guy being made to wear women's panties some other time. But, right now, we're trying to get that fucking place under control ---and what he likes or dislikes doesn't make a damn to me.

Abu Ghraib will go down as one of the most perverted episodes in the history of common sense. It is a scandal being driven entirely by the need of anti-war/anti-Bush Leftists and Buchananite isolationists to find some wedge to pound into this Administration and its war effort. There is no sane or just way to put what has been done to those prisoners above the enormity of the crimes of the regime we have now replaced. There simply isn't. Therefore, to suppose such a case can be made is to confirm to me that you are a degenerate hypocrite.

No Sleep Til November
Well, when even the Beastie Boys aren't down with you, what hope do you really have, Mr. President?

An Open (and Shut) Letter
Dear General Karpinski:---

Please shut the fuck up.

Love,

Toby

The Latest from the Cox & Forkum Gang

Unfit?
Some sort of a press conference has been scheduled today to publicize a letter signed by many of John Kerry's former commanders and shipmates in Viet Nam who all claim that he is unfit to be the Commander-in-Chief.

I am somewhat concerned because it's entirely possible that this will turn out to be an egregious overreach by a bunch of embittered old men. I, too, believe that Kerry's defeat is essential to our country's fight against the terrorists. But what we can't have is for this media event to fuel the old Bush-Cheney desertion/draft-dodging bullshit of the past few months.

It is a mistake ---both politically and morally--- for anyone to question Kerry's bravery and valor in battle.

I can only hope that the beef these men have with Kerry is with his efforts after the war. I maintain that Kerry is singularly qualified to speak his mind on any aspect of the Viet Nam War he wishes (as he was 35 years ago), but he must also answer to his contemporaries and to History. If he misrepresented the character of our military then to aggrandize himself politically, then he ought to stand tall. If he did and said things that were used against our country in Viet Nam, then he should step up and own them outright without equivocations.

John O'Neill is said to be one of the signatories to this letter to be introduced. He is the guy whom Kerry famously debated on The Dick Cavett Show back in 1970, I believe it was. This should be very interesting.

Who knew that wars never end?

The Spanish Tragedy Continues
Courtesy of Little Green Footballs, here's a story about the removal of a statue of St. James the Moor-Slayer from a church in Compostela de Santiago, Spain.

Why?

Among the reasons for the move is to avoid upsetting the "sensitivities of other ethnic groups".

The statue of St James "the Moor-slayer" is expected to be replaced by one depicting the calmer image of St James "the Pilgrim", by the same 18th century artist, Jose Gambino.

Dhimmis. The Spaniards are turning into a bunch of dhimmis.

If It Was So Damned Important...
Remember how important it was for the Kean Commission to talk to the President? Well, apparently, it wasn't too important for Bob Kerrey to listen. What a joke.

Moon River
Mood:  suave
The national media's been using this weekend's party barge mishap out at Hippie Hollow on Lake Travis to entertain us all ---and it's pretty funny. You heard what happened, right? The going theory is that too many of the [sight-seers] on board massed on one side of the boat, sinking it. Pathetic. I hope their camcorders are resting in Davy Jones' locker, the dumb wankers.

Kerry Gets a Big Wet Kiss from General Giap
Did you know that General Giap (one of the very few names of the enemy from the Viet Nam War that I know) is still alive? He's 93. He's also expressing thanks to the leaders of America's anti-war movement from back in the day. Giap knows, just like the subhuman garbage of Fallujah and the Mahdi Army know, that it's the fifth columnists and the Leftist Bush-haters in America today that are giving comfort to our country's enemies.

Kerry should feel proud. But surely Giap wasn't one of those mysterious foreign leaders he's met with, was he?

Pikers
According to a recent piece in the New York Times:

At a recent meeting of senior staff members, Democrats said, Mr. Kerry's aides became entangled in a lengthy debate over what might seem to be a less than urgent issue: whether they should send a Democratic operative to Bush rallies dressed as Pinocchio, a chicken or a mule, to illustrate various lines of attacks Democrats want to use against Mr. Bush. (They say they want to portray him as a liar, a draft avoider and stubborn.)

Wow. What's say we go get some malteds after we egg old man Johnson's house?

An Actual Phenomenon
Over at Little Green Footballs, they follow an actual phenomenon called the Palestinian Car Swarm, which is when the local tribesmen in Gaza or the West Bank immediately descend upon the wreckage of one of their illustrious leaders' bombed out vehicles to moon and bay at the cameras and to take relics (a practice strictly forbidden under sharia, but who's counting?).

There's nothing much else these unemployed savages can do, but it's still pretty disturbing. They were made this way by their parents and communities, who are just as enamored of death and "paradise" as their kids are now.

Can't someone put them out of their own misery before it becomes even more the misery of others?

Ernie bin Laden
Thanks to Snopes.com (via Allah), here's an interesting picture. And, no, it's for real.

Still Talking About It...Just Like They're Supposed To
I see on CNN that there's still a lot of people out there snickering, whispering, and rolling their eyes about our Dumbass Cowboy President having to testify before the Keangaroo Commission in the company of his boss, Dick Cheney. "Why couldn't they have testified separately?! Waaaahhhhhh!" the babies cry.

Heh, heh. Fucking chumps, every one of you.

Let's see: what do the President and his advisers know most of all about his reputation among the chattering classes? Why, that's he's a dumbass who needs to be propped up to talk to a bunch of fucking political hacks!

So why not use some political judo and let the real dumbasses try to outdo each other in their speculations and insinuations about the President's inability to speak for himself? Use the momentum of their own ponderous steamrolling and watch them come off their tracks and wind up in the ditch.

The President and his boss spoke for over three hours. They even outlasted a couple of the Dhimmicrats, including the rectal probe Bob Kerrey, who had to leave early for some prior engagements. But remember: this was an important meeting, even without the cameras.

Engage, stick it in as far as it'll go, and smile after you've delivered the goods. Neutralize, neutralize, you stupid fucks. You've all been had again.

I Get So Irritated with Goddamned Nonsense, I Can't See Straight!
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: "Everybody, Eat My Shit!" by the Tariq Aziz
How dare you fucking network morons spend an instant on the story of that hideous plastic pseudonegro faggot when we are at war?! It isn't possible for me to care less about Michael Fucking Jackson ---and I'm sick of having to allow even a glimpse of that monstrous piece of shit in my home when I'm trying to find footage and commentary from the war.

Is there any doubt that the Internet is the only worthwhile venue for instant information anymore? Fuck corporate news in its poll-driven ass!

Oh, yeah! I was flipping through night before last and who did that wretched hack Larry King have on his program? That smarmy little blonde-haired bitch I used to hate from Little House on the Prairie! Are you fucking kidding me?! She's 40-something and telling the world that she was sexually abused?! GOD ALMIGHTY, HOW I FUCKING HATE BIG MEDIA!!! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Kerry's Speech at Westminster
Courtesy of the fine Americans at Global Security.org, here's the transcript of Kerry's speech today at Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri.

Basically, he says he wants to internationalize our efforts there and submit everything to the UN's approval. I have to say that I am shocked at the novelty of it all.

He said one thing that caught my eye for its sheer ignorance:

"But why would others join a cause that they did not support in the first place? For one simple reason: it's in their self-interest. For the Europeans, Iraq's failure could endanger the security of their oil supplies, further radicalize their large Muslim populations, threaten destabilizing refugee flows, and seed a huge new source of terrorism."

Is this a message to Rumsfeld's "Old Europe," viz., France? Is it even conceivable, in the aftermath of the Madrid train bombings, that our good friends in France would send us a fucking dog-catcher, let alone actual troops? The al-Qaedists' message has been received and understood: you're going to die if you help the Americans and their Jew puppet masters. And France, with a full tenth of its population facing Mecca five times a day, doesn't want to see its Eiffel Tower fall over.

So no chance of any help from France, Senator Waffles. No more help from anybody in the EU with visions of membership. Your talk about NATO and the UN suddenly loving us again if we'll just get on our knees and show them some respect is just horseshit.

But on this UN thang, Senator, I strongly encourage you to talk that up as much as you can. Please. Keep siding with them and acting as though they were the moral arbiters of the world. And then, once they're up to their waist in you, that'll be about the same time that even ABC and CBS will have to start giving due attention to these stories of massive corruption at the UN. The associations will be vivid and lovely and Middle America will really trust you and your judgement.